Hey kiddies, its Deadpool here! I just want to tell you all to go see X-Men Origins Wolverine May 1st to see yours truly on the silver screen. And if you don't, I will come out of this computer screen, shoot you in the leg, and then poke you with a stick until someone drags you to see the movie. Well, I've got to get going, Wolverine just showed up and I need to piss him off. (Off in the distance) Wolverine: Wilson! You son of a bitch, you shot me in the ass!! Deadpool: Yay! It's fighty time!